I wouldn't have to be if you'd just take the fish home! But it'd probably die super fast with you, anyway. You seem like the kinda person who doesn't even know what to feed a dog.
[HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE INSULTING he's just speaking The Truth...
Either way, after booping the side of the bag:] I think that's good enough for scouting for the day, anyway!
[God dammit, Kashuu.............. he retreats too quickly for Leon to do anything about it, and Leon just scowls after him, but it'd be undignified to chase after him.
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[???? ???? He shoves the now-bagged fish at Kashuu.]
You take it!
[It's almost...like a gift......... but really Leon just doesn't know what to do with it.]
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Eh, me? But you're the one who caught it! That makes you the owner! Don't just give away the stuff that's yours.
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[Take it!!!!!
This is stupid and the stall owner is looking exasperated.]
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[What kind of threat is that...]
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[JUST TAKE THE STUPID FISH.]
... You can't name it that because its name is already chosen! [He's making that up.]
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[This stall-keeper just wants these punks out of his stall so he nods and makes a shooing gesture, which Kashuu promptly ignores.]
So! If he's got a name, then you named him, and that means you've gotta keep him.
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[Just free him from this fish.
Just do it.]
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[Snapping his fingers for emphasis!! This is sword wisdom, Leon.]
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This is a fish.
[Really....]
It has not bonded to me, or anyone. It is not capable of that!
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[Don't test the bounds of ridiculousness he can go to, Leon. The limits are so far out in the distance that he'll never reach them...]
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Either take the fish or I am giving it back to the game owner.
[TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.]
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Its name is not--!
[...Augh.
He pinches the bridge of his nose.]
You are utterly intolerable sometimes.
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[HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE INSULTING he's just speaking The Truth...
Either way, after booping the side of the bag:] I think that's good enough for scouting for the day, anyway!
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And, suspiciously:]
... We did no scouting whatsoever.
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But Kashuu just grins and flashes a peace sign with his free hand. Who even lets him out of the house.]
I did the scouting and you did the distracting and blending in! But it looks like those kids are probably gone, so we should call it a wrap.
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... You were not scouting at all. You never had any intentions of scouting.
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[He... he really does just cup the fish in both hands and turns to run...
Though while he's nyooming away, he'll helpfully call out over his shoulder with:]
Go enjoy more of the festival! Try some of those deep fried oreos or the caramel apples, you'll love 'em!
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But don't think he'll forget this.
HE'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME......]