But... well, apparently he's not onto Kashuu enough, because that's getting him...a slow, flat look. There's a part of his logic that makes sense somehow, though, and that's...really frustrating......
.............]
Fine.
[Ugh!! He'll just take the net.]
But pay close attention! We are not losing these hooligans again! [Leon, they're long gone, this is stupid. At which point he's.... looking at the game and squinting. He doesn't know how to do this, he's never done this before. It's relatively straightforward but... catch the fish in the net? That seems almost deceptively easy.
[He's paying the barest minimum amount of attention because he knows the hooligans are not going to be found again tonight... Why is Leon listening to his half-baked logic? Why does he trust swords?? That's never a good idea!
Anyway he'll just sort of
lean over a little when Leon goes in for his first attempt at fish-catching, just to see how it goes...]
[Leon trusts swords because he thinks they're more trustworthy than people...... Kashuu don't make him doubt swords!!!
But for now he's... going to try.
Poorly.
Like, seriously poorly. Leon sucks at games in general, and while he's really fast, he has no idea how to do this at all. So he tries, he tries incredibly hard, but mostly he just succeeds in splashing water around and firmly Not Catching A Fish.
[If he hasn't started doubting swords by now, not even Kashuu will be able to damage their rep, probably...]
...You should try being a little more gentle! Like, sneak up on the fish with your net, and don't bring it out of the water too fast or the paper will break.
[Just friendly tips from this guy who is definitely keeping an eye out for hooligans!!]
But then he goes back to the fish catching game because now he's determined... Which is why he focuses on the task before him entirely (chill, Leon, it's just a game), and after a moment, his hand darts out to scoop up a fish, and--
He successfully nets one, and he actually lights up a bit, brightening somewhat, because he won the game.
And then he's glancing over to see if Kashuu saw before he remembers that Kashuu was supposed to be keeping look out and he frowns quickly, embarrassed and looking back at his fish. Cough.]
["Kashuu was supposed to be keeping look out" okay but was he really? NO, OF COURSE NOT. Which is why Leon will hear a little one-man round of applause...]
Ah, you did it! Wow! That was way faster than me when I did my first round. Ooh, that's a really pretty fish, too... What're you gonna name it?
I wouldn't have to be if you'd just take the fish home! But it'd probably die super fast with you, anyway. You seem like the kinda person who doesn't even know what to feed a dog.
[HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE INSULTING he's just speaking The Truth...
Either way, after booping the side of the bag:] I think that's good enough for scouting for the day, anyway!
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[Waste his time... he's onto you.
But... well, apparently he's not onto Kashuu enough, because that's getting him...a slow, flat look. There's a part of his logic that makes sense somehow, though, and that's...really frustrating......
.............]
Fine.
[Ugh!! He'll just take the net.]
But pay close attention! We are not losing these hooligans again! [Leon, they're long gone, this is stupid. At which point he's.... looking at the game and squinting. He doesn't know how to do this, he's never done this before. It's relatively straightforward but... catch the fish in the net? That seems almost deceptively easy.
(Leon has no idea.)]
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[He's paying the barest minimum amount of attention because he knows the hooligans are not going to be found again tonight... Why is Leon listening to his half-baked logic? Why does he trust swords?? That's never a good idea!
Anyway he'll just sort of
lean over a little when Leon goes in for his first attempt at fish-catching, just to see how it goes...]
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But for now he's... going to try.
Poorly.
Like, seriously poorly. Leon sucks at games in general, and while he's really fast, he has no idea how to do this at all. So he tries, he tries incredibly hard, but mostly he just succeeds in splashing water around and firmly Not Catching A Fish.
God dammit.]
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...You should try being a little more gentle! Like, sneak up on the fish with your net, and don't bring it out of the water too fast or the paper will break.
[Just friendly tips from this guy who is definitely keeping an eye out for hooligans!!]
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... That does not sound like someone keeping a lookout to me.
[JUST. SAYING.]
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[He is definitely Not Sorry, he's just a punk.]
I'm back to looking out now, so don't worry.
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But then he goes back to the fish catching game because now he's determined... Which is why he focuses on the task before him entirely (chill, Leon, it's just a game), and after a moment, his hand darts out to scoop up a fish, and--
He successfully nets one, and he actually lights up a bit, brightening somewhat, because he won the game.
And then he's glancing over to see if Kashuu saw before he remembers that Kashuu was supposed to be keeping look out and he frowns quickly, embarrassed and looking back at his fish. Cough.]
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Ah, you did it! Wow! That was way faster than me when I did my first round. Ooh, that's a really pretty fish, too... What're you gonna name it?
[Because he's got to keep it now!!]
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[WHAT.... Now he's just there with a deer-in-the-headlights look. No.......]
--I don't intend to keep it. [???] I have no interest in keeping a fish.
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[Don't make him give you a lecture on keeping the things you win, Leon.]
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[???? ???? He shoves the now-bagged fish at Kashuu.]
You take it!
[It's almost...like a gift......... but really Leon just doesn't know what to do with it.]
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Eh, me? But you're the one who caught it! That makes you the owner! Don't just give away the stuff that's yours.
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[Take it!!!!!
This is stupid and the stall owner is looking exasperated.]
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[What kind of threat is that...]
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[JUST TAKE THE STUPID FISH.]
... You can't name it that because its name is already chosen! [He's making that up.]
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[This stall-keeper just wants these punks out of his stall so he nods and makes a shooing gesture, which Kashuu promptly ignores.]
So! If he's got a name, then you named him, and that means you've gotta keep him.
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[Just free him from this fish.
Just do it.]
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[Snapping his fingers for emphasis!! This is sword wisdom, Leon.]
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This is a fish.
[Really....]
It has not bonded to me, or anyone. It is not capable of that!
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[Don't test the bounds of ridiculousness he can go to, Leon. The limits are so far out in the distance that he'll never reach them...]
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Either take the fish or I am giving it back to the game owner.
[TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.]
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Its name is not--!
[...Augh.
He pinches the bridge of his nose.]
You are utterly intolerable sometimes.
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[HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE INSULTING he's just speaking The Truth...
Either way, after booping the side of the bag:] I think that's good enough for scouting for the day, anyway!
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And, suspiciously:]
... We did no scouting whatsoever.
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