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"I am not interested in speaking with you. Stop pestering me."

[ Wow, what a friendly person you're trying to contact on this fine day!! ]

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[adornmental]

[A PACK. A FOOD SACK. What sort of ye olde fantasy land has Leon come from...]

Come ooon! Do any of your clothes have pockets? They're super handy! Like, I dunno how I got around without 'em before.

[By carrying packs and food sacks honestly... They're so passe.]

[discard]

[Kashuu, you say that assuming he has clothing other than his uniform.

This scarf might be the first modern item of clothing he owns in Cerealia.

Thanks for that.

HAVE A LENGTHY PAUSE.

UH....]

[adornmental]

[AS THE SILENCE STRETCHES ON, Kashuu just looks more suspicious...]

...What kinda awkward pause is this, huh? You trying to say you don't own anything with pockets...?

[Or is it something WORSE, like not owning any modern clothing outside of one simple scarf?!]

[discard]

[It's...definitely the SOMETHING WORSE.]

... I have no need for anything like that. I am perfectly fine like this.

[with his pocketless uniform.]

[adornmental]

[He can sense it. He can sense that SOMETHING WORSE lurking...]

—Okay, we need to go shopping together.

[Stahn got the heelys and glow in the dark shirts, Hijikata got clothing that actually has color, and now Leon can join their ranks with actual pockets.]

[discard]

Absolutely not.

[NO SHOPPING.]

I do not need to go shopping, especially in a place like this.

[He does, he really does.]

[adornmental]

O-kay, so it's decided! We'll meet up when you have some free time. We can stop by that new frozen yogurt parlor while we're out there, too.

[Is he baiting Leon with sweets?

He might be baiting Leon with sweets.]

[discard]

[He's being baited with sweets.

And he knows it, so he's going to put his foot down he's not that easy, shut up.]

I am not going shopping with you.

[adornmental]

I guess I'll just have to bring things over here, then.

[If you can't take the Leon to the mall, take the mall to Leon...]

O-kay! I'll drop the first box off tomorrow!

[discard]

Wha--

Kashuu! Don't you dare! Do not bring anything over here!

[Too late... it's too late, Leon.]

[adornmental]

[It was too late the moment Kashuu first showed up at Leon's doorstep, let's be real.]

What, you wanna come pick it up at the store instead?

[discard]

No! You-- Enough! Stop pursuing this nonsense immediately! I--

[And then, ruining any sort of official poise he had, he just sounds like a kid now:]

I do not want it so just stop!

[Just ignore him, he's being difficult.]

[adornmental]

[You don't need to tell him twice, he sure is just immediately blocking all of that whining out. OKAY LEON, OKAY.]

I'll see you tomorrow, then! Don't forget, okay?

[discard]

[There's an aggravated, distressed dying whale noise and then Leon hangs up.

Help this poor child.]