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[discard]

"I am not interested in speaking with you. Stop pestering me."

[ Wow, what a friendly person you're trying to contact on this fine day!! ]

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[unswerved]

hey ur some kinda night rite
do ppl call u lord

[discard]

[It takes him a shamefully long time to decode this text, because it takes him a shamefully long time to realize knight = night. Shhh..... shhh he's never going to admit it.]

I am a knight, yes. The proper term of address is "Sir".

[Not that he cares if people use it here, because... well. Canon is complicated. But that is his proper title... Sir Leon.]

Lord is a title of nobility, one that I do not possess. Mine would be "Master".

[Well, probably more technically "Young Master" but that's embarrassing and he will not be saying so. He's a dumb rich kid...but not technically a lord.]

Why?

[unswerved]

met some guy named angelo and his a night
wants me to call him lord
dats cool rite

[unswerved]

should i call u sir leon
aint callin u master no matter wat
wat am i some kinda maid???

[discard]

[SIGH.]

You have nothing to do with my social status, so you have no reason to call me that regardless. Please don't.

[Seriously. Don't call him master that would weird him out too.]

Call me whatever you want. It isn't as though I care. As for this Angelo, unless he is proper nobility, there is no reason why you should have to call him lord. For that matter, he is not a noble here, so there is no reason to call him that in the first place.

[Do you wanna go, Angelo, he'll fight you!!!

... Except Yata seems strangely okay with it so maybe he doesn't...have to fight him... Leon's not sure, Yata's kind of weird.]

[unswerved]

[ WOW RUDE??? leon's fucking weird!! weirder than yata!!! ]

o
dats a rly gud pt
thanks man!!!!

[discard]

[??? yata is so confusing.]

Were you offended by him demanding that or not? I can't tell from your incomprehensible typing.

[unswerved]

nah
i just wanted 2 no if u wanted 2 b called smth 2

[discard]

It does not matter to me. Like I said, call me whatever you want.

It isn't as though "Sir" would come across as particularly respectful coming from you.

[unswerved]

wtf
the hell is that supposed to mean?!!?!?!?

[discard]

You don't seem like the sort of person to respect someone purely based off of their status.

[unswerved]

hey
is that a compliment or ru insulting me

[discard]

It was a statement of fact.

[It might've been a little of both.]

As is my opinion of someone requiring you to call him lord. He must have delusions of grandeur, and I would not suggest humoring that.

[There's something about someone trying to get Yata to call him "lord" that gets on Leon's nerves.... It's because he likes Yata and it seems insulting to him.]

[unswerved]

[ not that leon can see, but yata just scratches his head at this text. ]

right ok
thanks 4 lyk
replyin n stuff
not gonna do it in the first place lol
wud be super weird

[discard]

If you weren't going to do it in the first place, you shouldn't have made it seem like you were.

[Now he feels embarrassed for getting a little offended on Yata's behalf.]

[unswerved]

did i sound like it
oh man
sry?????

[discard]

[??????? This is only getting more and more embarrassing.]

Why are you apologizing to me? You have no reason to apologize.

[unswerved]

[ living the dream, aren't you, leon ]

felt like i had to
u sounded mad

[discard]

[He just keeps digging his own hole deeper.]

This is a text based conversation, how could I possibly sound angry?

[And yet, Leon...you do.]

[unswerved]

argh dont yell at me!!

[ leon why haven't you dropped this conversation yet... ]

[discard]

I'm not yelling at you!

[who knows.... this is getting stupider by the minute.]

[unswerved]

fadksg
u just did!!!

[discard]

[... Oh.

He did, didn't he............ awkward.]

That is because you were irritating me with your insistence that I was angry with you!

[Leon that's stupid.]

[unswerved]

stop yelling jeez!!!!
luk m sry ok????

[ what is WRONG with these two ]

[discard]

Why are you apologizing? You have nothing to apologize for.

[Jeeze, Leon, are you ever happy?]