[FOOLISH LEON, maybe with something like "what the heck you're a sword how could you get fat", at which point Kashuu would have to make up even more bullshit...
But apparently he's getting out of this one easy today, and he just looks satisfied, bouncing in his seat for a second before pushing his bag over.]
I just wanted to try most of these, anyway. I'll probably just give the rest away to my comrades if I take 'em home, but since you're here, do you want any? I don't wanna carry this bag aaall the way back. [A DRAMATIC SIGH.]
[You're the worst, Kashuu... except also the best, because Leon is so happy with all of these sweets he gets to eat now. Even if he's going to be quietly pleased...........]
Very well then. If you insist on it, I suppose I will take it.
[He supposes.
But now out of politeness more than anything he reaches for his tea again.
But when he sips it, it still gets his baby reaction of scrunching his nose.]
[Truly, Leon's taking a burden off of his hands... And Kashuu gets to witness the tsuntsun in action, so it's clearly a win-win!!
Why is he such a lattle babby, though.]
You don't have to keep drinking that if you don't want to, you know. It's not like it'll go to waste! I can take it back with me and give it to someone else, or you can take it with you. ["And fill it to the brim with cream and sugar, presumably".]
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But ah, Leon's actually paying closer attention than he thought?! INCREDIBLE.]
I can't eat too much in one go! What if I get fat, huh?
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Ah... I suppose.
[???
He's so puzzled.]
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But apparently he's getting out of this one easy today, and he just looks satisfied, bouncing in his seat for a second before pushing his bag over.]
I just wanted to try most of these, anyway. I'll probably just give the rest away to my comrades if I take 'em home, but since you're here, do you want any? I don't wanna carry this bag aaall the way back. [A DRAMATIC SIGH.]
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So you are foisting it off on me? Honestly, you are far too much trouble.
[He's totally going to take it home and eat it all, thank you, Kashuu.]
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[He says, not sounding or looking sorry at all... YOU'RE WELCOME, LEON.]
I don't like carrying extra stuff. Besides, I wanna go shopping before I stop off at home! I'll need to have my hands free so I can carry all my bags.
[That part isn't a white lie like nearly everything else, at least...]
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Very well then. If you insist on it, I suppose I will take it.
[He supposes.
But now out of politeness more than anything he reaches for his tea again.
But when he sips it, it still gets his baby reaction of scrunching his nose.]
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[Truly, Leon's taking a burden off of his hands... And Kashuu gets to witness the tsuntsun in action, so it's clearly a win-win!!
Why is he such a lattle babby, though.]
You don't have to keep drinking that if you don't want to, you know. It's not like it'll go to waste! I can take it back with me and give it to someone else, or you can take it with you. ["And fill it to the brim with cream and sugar, presumably".]
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Do with it what you want. I didn't ask for it in the first place regardless, so.
[...so he doesn't have to feel guilty about not liking it!! Clearly!!! Even though he does a little bit.]
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I'll do better research next time!
[...In Western foods since Leon's place of origin seems to mirror the west that he knows, but he doesn't clarify what he means at all?!]
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What are you talking about?
[WAIT NO.]
I've already told you! There will be no next time!
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[You're LOCKED IN TO SWEETS HELL NOW, LEON.]
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I--I never agreed to that entirely!
[Just sort of. Half-heartedly. Partially.]
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[Should've thought this through better before giving those halfhearted agreements, Leon!!]
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[AGH. He's standing!!]
I'm leaving!
[With the pastries, SO THERE.]
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[He'll let Leon escape for now...
BUT NOT WITHOUT THAT REMINDER that no, he's stuck. He's stuck for good.]