[Why does he always stumble into friendships with people like this...]

...Well, thanks! I'm not sure what you're getting at here, but I think you're trying to be nice- [Because a weird fussy reaction like that from a tsuntsun can ONLY MEAN ONE THING.] -so I appreciate it.

[You know, whatever it is... HE THINKS HE CAN GUESS, AT LEAST, and he'll be semi-merciful and not doxx that part aloud.]